A Message to Cori Eicher

Apple keeps sending me emails to alert me that someone named Cori Eicher is trying to reset my Apple ID. Cori, I don't know who you are, or where you are, but that isn't your account. It's my account, I've had it for over 10 years. I talked to Apple Security and you are never, ever going to get access to the ceicher Apple ID. So stop trying to reset the password. You are annoying me with your futile attempts to crack my account.